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instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

(via blushiest-pearl)

regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
me in the shower: accepting award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.

tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

(Source: nyooms, via fake-mermaid)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via seedy)

jaclcfrost:

how i deal with my feelings

  • never talk about them
  • barely acknowledge them
  • hope they go away
  • i don’t, basically
  • that’s what i’m saying
  • i do not deal with my feelings

(via musicismywonderland)